I can't win for trying!

This morning was going well.  I drove the Spousal Equivalent to the bus stop.  it was amazingly cold, so I decided to forgo my workout for the morning.  (I figured that I'd do a fun workout this afternoon while the SE was running errands.)

So I made breakfast... a large mug of very hot tea and a waffle with almond butter.

I reached for a napkin and spilled the extremely hot tea all over my foot... and the couch and the carpet.

I jumped up to get a towel... and my dog ate my waffle.

So then I used the rug cleaner on the carpet, and washed everything on the couch.  I also sprayed for fleas... since the couch was taken apart.

I got to work to find that one of the classrooms had a technology problem.....  website issues... and student not having the correct paperwork issues...

And it's supposed to snow later.

Honestly, I'm amazed that I haven't sat down and burst into tears yet.

Can I go home now?